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Spock Sings Bilbo Baggins Tune?

Spock sings a Hobbit tune...so illogical

This is just so illogical in so many ways. However, it’s quite the catchy tune! Here are the lyrics so you can sing along:

In the middle of the earth in the land of the Shire
lives a brave little hobbit whom we all admire.
With his long wooden pipe,
fuzzy, woolly toes,
he lives in a hobbit-hole and everybody knows him

Bilbo (Bilbo)
Bilbo Baggins
He’s only three feet tall
Bilbo (Bilbo)
Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of them all

Now hobbits are peace-lovin’ folks you know
They don’t like to hurry and they take things slow
They don’t like to travel away from home
They just want to eat and be left alone
But one day Bilbo was asked to go
on a big adventure to the caves below,
to help some dwarves get back their gold
that was stolen by a dragon in the days of old.

Bilbo (Bilbo)
Bilbo Baggins
He’s only three feet tall
Bilbo (Bilbo)
Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of them all

Well, he fought with the goblins
He battled a troll!!
He riddled with Gollum!!!
A magic ring he stole!!!
He was chased by wolves,
Lost in the forest,
Escaped in a barrel from the elf-king’s halls!!!!!!!

Bilbo (Bilbo)
Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of them all

Now he’s back in his home in the land of the Shire,
that brave little hobbit whom we all admire,
just sittin’ on a treasure of silver and gold
puffin’ on his pipe in his hobbit-hole.

Bilbo (Bilbo)
Bilbo Baggins
He’s only three feet tall
Bilbo (Bilbo)
Bilbo Baggins
The bravest little hobbit of them all

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Jon Goes On…The Hobbit, An Unexpected Journey Review

Jonathan Murphy's Hobbit Review
PROS 🙂
• A chance to spend time in Middle Earth once again
• Has more lighthearted fun than the last trilogy
• The actors all give fantastic performances
• All my favorite characters are here
• Lots of action scenes

CONS 😦
• It’s only a third of the story
• Three hours is too long for non fans
• Pacing drags in a few spots
• Story jumps around to different subplots
• Visually it looks too clean compared to the gritty LOTR

FINAL THOUGHTS…
While a bit overlong, it was so much fun revisiting the world of my all-time favorite movie series. I cannot wait for the story to continue next December with: “The Desolation of Smaug.”

Gollum vs. Smeagol

Oh the creative thinks that can be thunk! Check it out…

Geek Out for The Hobbit

I. Lord of the Rings Hobbit Poster from colorpanda
II. Hobbit bracelet by emerydrive
III. Hobbit Hole by Wooden Wonders
IV. The Shire Poster by Harshness
V. Dragon Eye Necklace by Abbots Hollow Studios

Jon Goes On…The Five Films I Can’t Wait to See!

What is this? I’m intrigued…”

“It’s Pixar doing a fantasy story…finally!”

“The biggest superhero crossover of all time with an amazing cast. This is a story that has been building up for years.”

“The [supposed] final chapter of director Christopher Nolan’s Batman series. Batman squares off against Bane…the one man who was able to break the bat.”

“Oh god…it’s the Hobbit. I’ve been waiting a decade for this one!”